I Want People Who Want People Fired Fired!

The video above is a few weeks old now, but for those of you unaware of its premise, allow me to lay it out for you: a used car dealership orders $42 worth of pizza, and hands the driver 2 $5’s and 2 $20’s. Now, since the guy only had to utilize a second grader’s level of math skills, he naturally assumed the extra $7 was a tip (although he asked the person handing him the money just to make sure.) Anyway, when he returns to the pizza parlor, he’s told by the manager that the dealership called and wants him to bring their change back. Understandably upset at having to waste his gas money, he begrudgingly returns to the lot and, while handing some shit-eyed fat hobbit the $7 back, asks them why the fuck they would hand him a five dollar bill only for him to hand it right back to them. And, since the dealership only seems to hire truly special cases, they took immediate offense. The nasal cunt in the green hat threatens to put her foot in his ass, and the sweaty pork roll in the chair immediately channels Al Pacino, ordering for them to call the manager and owner to make sure this guy doesn’t have a job to return to.

To add stupid to the audacious, the fat, balding troll thinks it would be funny to post the exchange on YouTube, assuming they were on the right side of history in this situation. Well, needless to say, the Internet knew better, and collectively handed each of them their asses.

Well, at least everyone but the fat fuck who wanted the guy fired.

Sure, there were a lot of assholes on the Internet chomping at the bit to make sure all these fucksticks got their comeuppance. And Green-Hatted Cunt and Dipshit With the Dipshit Eyes DID manage to find themselves no longer needed at F&R Auto Sales in Massachusetts. However, despite myriad voices calling out for termination, the fat guy who wanted him fired got to keep his job as Finance Manager (here’s his Facebook page, if you feel inclined to let him know he still sucks.)

And you know what? GOOD. Let him keep his job.

Are we so myopic that we simply cannot care one way or the other if someone is having an ‘off day?’ My God, what kind of ASSHOLE wishes for someone’s misfortune? Sure, the guy was a dick for wanting him fired. But are we any better for wanting HIM fired? The answer is NO. Shit’s hard enough these days. The guy has a couple kids from different skanky women (who I assume conceived their children by grease-gliding down his chest until they hit the dickbrake.) In all fairness, they have no control over how rotten their Pops happens to be. But shit, let the man provide for them! If you’re truly taken aback by the antics of used car salesmen, then A) Have you not paid any attention to the goddamn stereotype? And B) DON’T BUY SHIT FROM THEM, THEN.

Besides, karma already hit this loser HARD. Stop pretending like you really care that much.

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