Years ago, I was in a bind. I’d recently moved to Galveston due to my wife accepting a teaching position, and for some strange reason I couldn’t find any work. It seemed there wasn’t much of a demand for Radio/TV/Film majors with a minor in French. So I found myself spending a lot of time online writing blogs, which led to unpaid writing gigs, then finally a regular front page job on the Sick Site Network. Well, once the old network got sold to those ‘2 Girls, 1 Cup’ guys (fuck you for making them rich, by the way,) ol’ Fatters found himself once again a non-pseudocelebrity. So what could a guy with slightly above-par writing skills and absolutely no website building knowledge or experience do? Go write a few stupid jokes on Facebook? Well, after a few years of that I finally got tired of folks asking when I would start up my own website, and just decided, “Fuck it; I’ve got enough cash and credit to just do this. No more excuses.” So here we are. Hope you enjoy. If not, oh well. I already paid for this bitch.
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