Monthly Archives: November 2014

Put The Booty Back!

As a straight male, I cannot say anything bad about the video. The song itself is already a bit played out, but that’s not my real gripe here. The problem is these two fine-assed women inadverdently wrote ANOTHER GODDAMN ANTHEM for fat bitches! It harkens to the days of yore when Sir Mix-a-Lot’s iconic song ‘Baby Got Back’ would play in the nightclub, and underdressed hippos everywhere would corral to the dancefloor, squealing, “THIS IS MY JAMMM!” Listen: if your measurements are 46-46-46, then NONE of these songs were written about you.

I believe the jam you were looking for is Eminem’s ‘Lose Yourself.’